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byebyebluemonday:

“I am old now: gray, wrinkled, tired, and bloated, and my joints ache, too. But I am ready to come into my full destiny—as my childhood dreams predicted—as a Neo-Amazonian Pirate Queen of my own vessel: firing cannonballs at the worldwide culture of patriarchy in the name of all that does not suck”

Roseanne Barr

Love that.

Planning a piece for a Roseanne-centric exhibition. God I love her.

(via fuckyeahroseannebarr)

amiethinks:

definatalie:

erinkyan:

definatalie:

Image - photo of a couple sitting having breakfast with the text “HE SPREAD THE VEGEMITE TOO THICK ON MY TOAST”.

everythinginthrees:

YOU JUST DON’T LET PEOPLE PUT YOUR VEGEMITE ON FOR YOU

SERIOUSLY 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It’s always a mistake. Even people you trust with your life can’t be trusted with making you vegemite on toast.

What does this say about vegemite?

????

IDK.

I still like it. I might have some now.

I am STILL training Lee to spread vegemite at my preferred consistency on toast.  I may be training him forever.  Vegemite training is serious business.

I’ve been told I’m super good at spreading vegemite for people though.  Apparently I have innate vegemite skills.

YOU MAY HAVE THE VEGEMITE GIFT.

Matt and I like our vegemite exactly the same. That’s how I knew we were ~meant to be~.

I do not understand you people. Vegemite is disgusting.

thansie:

thatawkwardbandkid:

We’re going to coney island right meow, old sport.

omg

(via thedevilspanties)

I can’t even breathe I’m laughing so hard. Best use of work internet ever.