“I am old now: gray, wrinkled, tired, and bloated, and my joints ache, too. But I am ready to come into my full destiny—as my childhood dreams predicted—as a Neo-Amazonian Pirate Queen of my own vessel: firing cannonballs at the worldwide culture of patriarchy in the name of all that does not suck”
Planning a piece for a Roseanne-centric exhibition. God I love her.
Image - photo of a couple sitting having breakfast with the text “HE SPREAD THE VEGEMITE TOO THICK ON MY TOAST”.
YOU JUST DON’T LET PEOPLE PUT YOUR VEGEMITE ON FOR YOU
It’s always a mistake. Even people you trust with your life can’t be trusted with making you vegemite on toast.
What does this say about vegemite?
I still like it. I might have some now.
I am STILL training Lee to spread vegemite at my preferred consistency on toast. I may be training him forever. Vegemite training is serious business.
I’ve been told I’m super good at spreading vegemite for people though. Apparently I have innate vegemite skills.
YOU MAY HAVE THE VEGEMITE GIFT.
Matt and I like our vegemite exactly the same. That’s how I knew we were ~meant to be~.
I do not understand you people. Vegemite is disgusting.
No! No no Schmit! Jar!
just casually freaking out over here
I’ve been avoiding all spoilers, and thus had NO FREAKING IDEA JEREMY RENNER WAS IN THIS OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD SO EXCITED.
There goes any prospect of doing any work this afternoon.
We’re going to coney island right meow, old sport.
(Source: radioactivemongoose, via thedevilspanties)
I can’t even breathe I’m laughing so hard. Best use of work internet ever.
After #2. My Chemical Romance, Festival Hall, Melbourne. Tues 31st, 2012
After #1. My Chemical Romance, Festival Hall, Melbourne. Tues 31st, 2012